2010...
"Butt Naked Wonda, Big Brotha Thunda and The Masta Blasta."
Thursday, March 26, 2009Chris Brown Better Watch His Back...
Kid Cudi Comeback...
I Aint Really That Much Of A Cudi Fan, But Like Miss 'D' Said, Niggas Need To Man Up And Stop Jocking Jay-Z [Tryna Retire, How The Fuck Do Rappers Retire Anyway?]
All In All, I'm Glad Dude Came Back So I Can Look Into More Of His Shit.
[Day n' Nite Is Pretty Cool]
Doggie Style..
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP! A woman by the name of Michelle Owen was very suspicious of her ex-boyfriend. The Indiana woman thought her man might be a perv that used HER computer to find child pornography. The woman was so concerned, that she told the police about it and told them to search her computer for child porn. Well, at this point in the story, I thought she was trying to snitch on her ex, but she was actually snitching on herself. The police search the computer and discovered that there were a pair of videos of her having sexual relations with a dog. She had relations with a beagle. SMH. She fessed up to cops right there. She didn’t even try to do the ol’ R.Kelly with the vid. She was charged with two counts of felony bestiality. She said she did the acts when she was drunk and tried to delete them when she was sober. She must have still been drinking when she thought she was sober.
Eww Dude...
Almost Fine....
Wednesday, March 18, 2009I Still Love H.E.R.
Sunday, March 15, 2009To When Things Was Good...
To See A Smile...
So Beautiful...
Not As Frequent...
Almost Rare...
But Like A Rarity...
It's A Sight To See...
To Say I Still Love Her...
After Acting So Foolish...
So Childish...
Makes Me Wonder
What I Missed...
Sure Times Were Good...
Some Were Bad...
She Made Me Happy...
I Made Her Sad...
But Through It All...
She Still Had Me...
And I Still Had Her...At Least...I Hope.
But To Go Back And Regret...
And Try To Fix Things...
Seems Unnecessary...
Because Through All The Anger And Deceit...
And The Lies And Hurt...
I Still Love You....
I Will Always Love You...
Promise...
T.K.C.
The World According To N.I.K.E.
Friday, March 13, 2009The Following Quotes Were Either, Created by Me, Inspire From A Movie, Or In Certain Cases, Pro Wrestlers.
So If Any Of These Apply To You, Then Don't Be A Stranger And Comment.
Enjoy!
"I Don't Like Public Restrooms"
[Indicating That Nobody Likes A Slut. Real Heads Know What I'm Talking About]
"Fuck You Looking At Me So Hard For!?"
[If A Person Says Some Shit Like, (Dude, You Look Gay) (Dude, I Don't Like That Color) (Why You Look Like That?) You Are Instantly Entitled To Say This Cause Quite Frankly, Niggas Shouldn't Be Looking At Other Niggas That Hard. At All.]
"If Shit Was Easy, We'd All Be Dead By Now"
[As Much As I Hate To Admit It (Not Really) I'm Tragically Lazy. But If Everything Was That Easy, Niggas Wouldn't Have Nothing To Do But Shoot Each Other (Like We Don't Already Do That Now) Cause It Be Nothing Else To Do Once You Get Everything You Want. Keep Hustlin']
"When Life Gives You Lemons, Throw That Shit Back And Ask For A Half And Half"
[When Shit Gets Fucked Up, Whether It Be A Relationship, Job, Family, Money Or Whatever... Just Remember That Through All The Sour Shit Comes The Sweet Sensation On Success]
"Whether You Like It Or Not, Learn To Live With It Cause It's The Best Thing Going"
[My Most Favourite Quote Ever. Again, I'm Not Here Saying I Know Shit. I'm Just Saying That If You Got Something That You Ain't Necessarily Happy With But Makes Things Easier For You, Then By All Means Hold On To It.]
Ex.
I Got A Job That Pays $9.59 An Hour [Don't Get Happy. It's Only Four Hours A Day, 40 Hours Biweekly] And Right Now I Attend A Community College [I Skipped Classes All This Week [Cause I Didn't Feel Like Going]
But The Difference Is That I Need To Be Thankful That I'm Somewhere Rather Then Nowhere Cause Quite Frankly, I Could Be A...Well Not Really.
But The Fact Of The Matter Is That If You Got Something Going, Hold On To It Like You Would Meagan Good [Hands Off! She's Mine!!!] And Keep Pushing [Like A Constipated Monkey]
"Normal Is Weird, Weird Is Normal"[My Daily Mantra. For Me It's Simple, Be Different. Period. Cause For Those Who Don't Know, Everybody In The City Of Baltimore Wears A Pair Of New Balance '994's All At The Same Time.]
[Me? I Might Wear A Black Hoody More Often Than I Should. But You'll Never Find Me Without A Different Pair Of Nikes. Every Day. [Hence The Name "N.I.K.E."]
[Overall, Just Be Different Enough To Get A Look So That You Can Say "Fuck You Looking At Me So Hard For!?" And Walk Away With A Smile Cause You Know They Never Saw It Coming...]
Anyway, I'm Done For Now.
Coming Soon: The Most Beautiful Place In The World: Sound Garden
Nikeology: The Language Of A Genius
Monday, March 9, 2009Anybody That Knows Me Knows That I Have A Unique Colloquialisms That For Most People, Is Like, "WTF Is This Nigga Talking About?"
Well, I'm Know Gonna Fix It For You Smart Dumb Niggas [Bitches Too. Don't Get It Twisted. No One Is Safe]
Sidenote: Anything Posted May Or May Not Be [Totally Original] But It's In Good Taste Not To Bite!!! [That Goes To My Fellow Blogger Out There...All Of You]
So Here Goes...
First Word - "Yeamean"
Def.
1. Any type of figurative or literal Substance that may or may not have been discussed. [i.e. sex, bad pussy (yea would be a 'no'), work, school, life, etc.
Example.
"Ay Yo, I Heard Alot About that girl, b. that "yea" is A Definite "no" Extra Heavy!"
"I'm tryna Get Some "yea" from the "yeamean" But She Keep "Diddybopping"
Next Word - "Extra Heavy"
1. A Term Describing Or Assuming The Level Of Intensity In A Situation, Place Or Thing.
2. The Highest Degree Of Attention.
Ex.
"My Man's And Em" Is On "Beauty" Extra Heavy!" [Hold The Mayo][*]"
*Hold The Mayo Is A Term To Describe A Person [Preferably Male] In Which He Needs To Hold His Composure [in the case of seeing the opposite sex, said person might wanna 'hold the mayo' in his pants so that he dont look like an "assclown"
Next Word - "Assclown"
1. The Average Loser Who Exceeds The Already low standard of failure.
2. A Person Of Negative Origins or intentions.
Ex.
"This Dude At Work Is An "Assclown". Like, This Poo-Putt Mofo Talks About Owning A Gun...But Dont Know How Many Bullets It Holds. Such A Assclown"
"This Nigga Chris Brown is Gettin Sonned On By Oprah. He's Not Just A Clown, He's An Assclown"
Next Word - "DiddyBopping"
1. Dancing Around A Certain Topic That Would Seem Easy To Discuss But Seems To Be Too Close To Home Or Touch Bases On Whether Said Person Is Being Totally Honest
2. A Bias, Ignorant, Unnecessary , Unbelievable Comment Or Manner.
Ex.
"Niggas Say That Nas Got Killed On Takeover And Super Ugly. Dem Niggas "Diddybopping" Extra Heavy On Some "Dick Suckin Lips" Shit!
"Real Head's Know" , Nas Is Better Than Jay. Hands Down. Early!!
And Finally, Last But Most Definitely Not Least....
Last Word - "Real Head's Know"
My Most Commonly Used Word [Mostly On This Blog]
I Used It To Confirm Or Assume People Know What I'm Talking About Or Agree With Me Or Not.
Like, For Example, People Wanna Detox [Or Cuban Linx 2. Wu Heads Know] Come Out This Year. But Real Head's Know, That That Shit Is Like Fucking A Ugly Girl. You Wanna Look Past It And Assume It's All Good...But You Know You Wrong...Eww Dude.
So That's It For Now.
Hope You Enjoyed It.
Coming Soon, The Most Beautiful Place In The World: Sound Garden.
Adios,
N.I.K.E.
Yo Pops Is Funny!!
Sunday, March 8, 2009Damn! For Real? LOl
Quick Question...
Wednesday, March 4, 2009What Started As Dude Being Interviewed And Asked About 50 Cent Turns Into...