Today Was Pretty Chill Today
Hung Out With Malcolm Maximillion
Niggas Got Some Crazy Ass Stories
Like The One About That Girl...
Who Was Pretty Much A Dummy
But Had A #1 Fan
A.K.A. A Sucker For Love.
Can You Say, Super Ugly?
Real Heads Know What That Means...
"Malcolm And E-Rich Got More In "Carmen"
Get It, More In "Carmen"
I Dont Really Know That Girls Name...
"Nobody Likes Public Restrooms Anyway"
Lol
But Yeah...
She's Still On My Mind...
I Don't Why...
I Kinda Get The Feeling...
You Know, Spidey Senses...
That Maybe I Don't Fit Her "Criteria"
I Dont Like Tryna Meet Standards..
It Kills Originality...
Even While Being Her "Friend"
I Kinda Feel I'm Getting The Short End Of The Stick...
Not To Say That My Stick Is Short..
It's Above Average..
Like, Pre Porn Star Like...
Well, Maybe Not That Big..
Kinda Close Though...
Kinda Wish I Had Some One To Test It Out On...
No Homo...
But Nigga It's Been A Minute...
More Like An Hour...
Lol
Niggas Probably Dont Understand My Lingo...
Figures..
That's The Life Of A Martian For You...
Any Way..
I Want A Canoli...
Them Shits Was Good!
Extra Good...
Like Orgasmic Good...
Im Such A Fat Ass...
So The Fuck What Though...
In A Few Months ....
I Plan To Drop At Least 50 Pounds...
So That Maybe She Can Stop Making Excuses
And Actually Pay Me Some Attention
Cause Quite Frankly..
She's All I Want...
But I'm Probably Afterthought...
But I Still Remember Though...
The Thing You Love The Most...
Maybe One Day...
We Can Play The Game Even More...
Then You'll Have More Of A Reason To Love Me...
: P
Lol
Im Finished
Bye...
N.I.K.E.
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