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Album of the Year: Coldplay - Viva La Vida or Death and All His Friends Lil Wayne - Tha Carter III Ne-Yo - Year of the Gentleman Robert Plant and Alison Krauss - Raising Sand Radiohead - In Rainbows

Best Rap Performance by a Duo or Group: Big Boi (featuring Raekwon and Andre 3000) - “Royal Flush” T.I. (featuring Jay-Z, Lil Wayne and Kanye West) - “Swagga Like Us”Lil Wayne (featuring Jay-Z) - “Mr. Carter”Ludacris (featuring T.I.) - “Wish You Would”Young Jeezy (featuring Kanye West) - “Put On”

Song of the Year:Estelle (featuring Kanye West) - “American Boy”Adele - “Chasing Pavements”Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours”Sara Bareilles - “Love Song”Coldplay - “Viva la Vida”

Best Rap Album:Jay-Z - American Gangster Lil Wayne - Tha Carter III Lupe Fiasco - The Cool Nas - Untitled T.I. - Paper Trail

Producer of the Year, Non-Classical: Danger Mouse Nigel Godrich Johnny Karkazis Rick Rubin will.i.am

Best Alternative Music Album: Beck - Modern Guilt Death Cab for Cutie - Narrow Stairs Gnarls Barkley - The Odd Couple My Morning Jacket - Evil Urges Radiohead - In Rainbows

Best Rap Solo Performance:Jay-Z - “Roc Boys (And the Winner Is...)” Lil Wayne - “A Milli” Lupe Fiasco - “Paris, Tokyo” Nas - “N.i.*.*.e.r. (The Slave and the Master)” Snoop Dogg - “Sexual Eruption”

Best Rap Song: Lil Wayne - “Lollipop” Flo Rida (featuring T-Pain) - “Low” Snoop Dogg - “Sexual Eruption” Lupe Fiasco (featuring Matthew Santos) - “Superstar”T.I. (featuring Jay-Z, Kanye West & Lil Wayne) - “Swagga Like Us”

Best Rap/Sung Collaboration: Estelle (featuring Kanye West) - “American Boy” Flo Rida (featuring T-Pain) - “Low” John Legend & Andre 3000 - “Green Light” Lil Wayne featuring T-Pain - “Got Money”Lupe Fiasco (featuring Matthew Santos) - “Superstar”

Best Short Form Music Video: Erykah Badu - “Honey” Gnarls Barkley - “Who's Gonna Save My Soul” Alicia Keys and Jack White - “Another Way to Die” Radiohead - “House of Cards” Weezer - “Pork and Beans”